legendsoftoasters:

missshypants:

jesussbabymomma:

DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7

AND YOU GET REALLY INTO IT AND START THINKING FOR A SECOND  THAT YOU REALLY ARE DATING BUT THEN YOU REMEMBER AND YOU’RE LIKE “Oh yeah..”

AND THEN YOU THINK ABOUT MORE SCENARIOS AND YOU’RE JUST LIKE “WHY AREN’T WE DATING”

primarie:

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

 

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the “kicker”:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

 

AND……………….:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…

 
I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

I WILL NEVER CEASE TO REBLOG THIS

battybatty:

Roll me up in a blanket like a burrito and kiss me

mr-magic-touch:

forever-infinityxoxo:

cat-core:

castleoflions:

This was a card at Target.

I laughed for fucking ever.

omg

omygod. this ^^^^^

death-by-lulz:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

juanitatequila:

♡ B U B B L E G U M B I T C H ♡

itmakesnosense:

Last year i had this roommate that randomly liked to practice giving birth for fun.

slenclerman:

i made a list of the things i hate about myself

rosaparking:

cooab:

rosaparking:

rosaparking:

what do u call a boomerang that doesnt work?

a useless piece of shit

A boomerwrong

dont

hanzukel:

i bought a rubber duck today that is actually jesus holding a lamb but it’s a rubber duck too look at it

ok goodnight

gaysexistheanswer:

hungarian:

someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer

thank you

a-mixture-of-weird:

averypottermormon:

thekingstemptress:

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

this is and forever will be the best thing ever

the way his face changes so suddenly is just genius

the reason why i love the gif so much is because his face changes so bloody fast it’s hilarious

You go Merlin